"Millions of Cats"

Some may remember the story of the very old man and the very old woman . . .

We have a new version:
Once upon a time there was a very old man and a very old woman.
They lived in a nice clean house which had yellow tulips all around it.
But they couldn't be happy, because they didn't have anything to eat.


The very old man and the very old woman decided to plant a walnut tree in front of the house.
Before long they were saying,
"Nuts here, nuts there. Nuts and nutshells everywhere. Hundreds of nuts. Thousands of nuts. Millions and billions and trillions of nuts!"

The very old man and the very old woman exclaimed,
"We have never had a harvest like this before! We shall never go hungry again."

And they lived happily ever after.